Warning: Time Dilation Hazards Ahead!
Steampunk Stasis Time-Dilation Protocols is a revolutionary technology that manipulates the fabric of time. Use it wisely.
Caution: Side effects of excessive time dilation may include:
- Temporal disorientation
- Chrono-cognitive dissonance
- Spontaneous combustion of adjacent matter
For optimal results, please consult the Steampunk Stasis Time-Dilation Theory and the Steampunk Stasis Time-Dilation Safety Precautions.
Or, if you'd rather not, just press this button and hope for the best.