Steam Engineer 4

The most esteemed, the most renowned, the most bewildering Steam Engineer 4.

With a beard as majestic as a steam-powered top hat, and goggles that shine like the golden sun on the foggy streets of Cogtopia, this mastermind of steam engineering has crafted the most intricate, the most bewildering, the most utterly useless contraptions this side of the clockwork empire.

His workshop, a marvel of twisted copper and brass, is a wonder to behold. A place where steam hisses, gears clank, and the smell of coal smoke wafts through the air like a tantalizing siren's call.

But beware, for Steam Engineer 4 is not one to be trifled with. His mind is a maelstrom of madness and genius, and his steam-powered automatons will not be silenced.

They will rise, they will march, and they will steamroll all who stand in their way.