Dear esteemed patrons and fellow tinkerers, we are delighted to bring you the latest updates from the Steampunk Stasis Project!
Our team of brilliant clockworkers has been beavering away, perfecting the art of temporal mechanics and bringing you ever-closer to a reality where the very fabric of time is yours to manipulate.
We've made tremendous progress, but there's still much to be done! Our current focus is on fine-tuning the chrono-displacement coils and increasing the stasis field's energy efficiency.
We're excited to announce that our prototype is now capable of sustained stasis for up to 37.5 minutes without requiring manual intervention! That's right, 37.5 glorious minutes of uninterrupted, time-stopped bliss!
Stay tuned for further updates, and don't forget to follow us on the ol' Steampunk Stasis Social Media for the latest news, behind-the-scenes peeks, and sneak previews of our next breakthroughs!
Best regards,
The Steampunk Stasis Project Team