A: Ah, the gears. They're not just for show, old chap. They're for keeping the entire contraption running smoothly. You see, our stasis chambers are powered by a delicate balance of cogs, pistons, and—
A: Ah, that's a bit more complicated. You see, our stasis solution does, in fact, manipulate the very fabric of spacetime itself. But do not worry, it's completely safe. Mostly.
A: Oh, dear customer, the cost is a mere £1,000,000, plus a small additional charge for the 'optional' upgrade package, which includes a complimentary pocket watch that looks like it was pilfered from a clockwork automaton.
A: Ah, the gears. They're not just for show, old chap. They're for keeping the entire contraption running smoothly. You see, our stasis chambers are powered by a delicate balance of cogs, pistons, and—
A: Ah, that's a bit more complicated. You see, our stasis solution does, in fact, manipulate the very fabric of spacetime itself. But do not worry, it's completely safe. Mostly.
A: Oh, dear customer, the cost is a mere £1,000,000, plus a small additional charge for the 'optional' upgrade package, which includes a complimentary pocket watch that looks like it was pilfered from a clockwork automaton.
A: Ah, yes! Our stasis solution is backed by an ironclad warranty. Well, more like an iron-plated warranty, really. But don't worry, it's good for a whole 10 years or until the warranty is voided by excessive time-traveling, whichever comes first.