Our Chrono-Synclastic Infusers are the key to unlocking the secrets of time travel. With our patented Temporal Displacement technology, we'll have you jumping between eras in no time.
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- "I was skeptical at first, but the Chrono-Synclastic Infuser actually worked!" - Professor Timey McTimeface
- "I used it to escape a temporal loop, and now I can finally enjoy my favorite 80s hair metal album without reliving the same embarrassing dance moves." - Brian "The Time Traveler's" Thompson