A: It's a device designed to harness the infinite energy of steam power, making your existence slightly less miserable. Sort of.
A: Mostly. Just don't touch the steam pipes while they're hot.
A: No. That's just ridiculous. The Steam Accumulator is for existential crisis management, not appliances.
A: No, that's not a thing. But it might give your cat a sense of purpose. Maybe.
A: Only if you're willing to sacrifice your firstborn for the sake of efficiency.
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