Automatic Writing Techniques for the Uninitiated

Welcome to the realm of Uncontrollable Typing, where the boundaries between creativity and chaos blur like the lines on your hand as you furiously scribble away.

The Dadaist Dash

A technique that defies explanation, much like its practitioners' haircuts. Simply dash your pen across the page, allowing the muse to guide your unsteady hand. Results may vary.

The Surrealist Sprint

Write as fast as your fingers can, without stopping to think. Let your thoughts bleed onto the page like a faucet left open in the night. You might just create something... interesting.

The Stream-of-Consciousness Shuffle

Write without pause, without punctuation, without regard for grammar or spelling. The result is sure to be a thrilling, if occasionally incomprehensible, experience.