Necromancer Tips - Tip #2: How to Summon a Good Lawyer
Step 1: Cast the spell of high stakes. Offer your lawyer a generous salary and benefits package.
Step 2: Recite the incantation of flexibility. Be willing to compromise on minor details, lest you want to risk losing your entire estate to your lawyer's fees.
Step 3: Perform the ritual of documentation. Keep a thorough record of all communications, meetings, and transactions. This will help you keep tabs on your lawyer's shenanigans.
Step 4: Invoke the power of due diligence. Research your lawyer's past performances, check their references, and make sure they're not secretly working for the opposing side.
Remember, my dear necromancer, a good lawyer is like a well-brewed potion: it may look good at first, but it'll eventually turn on you and make you poor.
Lawyer's Code of Conduct:
1. Be late to meetings.
2. Charge exorbitant fees.
3. Lose all sense of empathy.
4. Win at all costs.