Steve the Architect: The man who can make a meeting last longer than a necromancer's curse.
Steve's been attending our meetings for weeks, and we still have no idea what he does here.
Meet John the Foreman: The master of the hammer and nails. thinks he's the real boss around here.
Our Secretary, Bob, is secretly a time-traveler from the 80s.
When not busy making meeting minutes, Steve can be found sipping lattes and complaining about the meaninglessness of it all.
Want to learn more about our meetings? Check out our Agenda and see why we've been stuck in meetings since 2008.