Phantom Breakout Sessions

Because who needs actual progress, anyway?

Our Sponsors

• Phantom Corp - Providing the best in invisible products and services.
• Ghostly Ventures - Because who needs a real business plan?
• Spirits of the Void - Where the only thing we're voiding is your productivity.

Our Sessions

Join us for our expertly crafted breakout sessions, guaranteed to waste at least 4 hours of your life.

• Phantom Deadlines - Where you'll spend all day talking about what you're going to do tomorrow.
• Ghostly Go Rounds - A thrilling game of "who's turn is it, anyway?"
• Spirits of the Void Sessions - Where the only thing we're discussing is what we'll discuss later.

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