More Seaweed Advice

For the Truly Lost Sailor

When life gives you lemons, make seaweed salad. But if life gives you seaweed, make a Seaweed Salad of Despair instead.

Don't be shell-shocked if you see a squid with a penchant for poetry.
Seaweed is like pizza: it's better with anchovies.
When in the Deep Blue Sea, never trust a fish with a fanny pack.

Learn from the Ancient Seaweed Sages