Diagnostic Report
After running the Sock-Locator 3000, we've detected a few issues with your socks.
- Sock Anxiety: You've been staring at the same sock for too long.
- Sock Boredom: You've worn the same socks for three days in a row.
- Sock Asthma: You're allergic to sock lint.
- Sock Burnout: You've overworked your socks and they're on the verge of collapse.
Don't worry, our patented Sock-Locator 3000 technology will help you diagnose and treat these issues with precision.