What Are the Benefits of Getting a Puppy?

Are you tired of being lonely, yet still somehow managing to pay your bills?

Do you have the emotional maturity of a 5-year-old, but with more money and less impulse control?

We've got just the thing for you!

Our puppies are trained in the art of snuggling, slobbering, and destroying your favorite shoes!

Benefits:

• Improved snacking efficiency (because let's face it, you're already eating all that food)
• Enhanced ability to identify and respond to "I'm sorry" in a variety of animal sounds
• Increased likelihood of waking up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom
• Guaranteed companionship, even when you just want to watch Netflix alone in your pajamas
• A new excuse for getting out of doing things: "I have to take the puppy out!">

Don't wait any longer, get your puppy today and experience the joy of unconditional love and utter chaos!

Visit our Puppy Store to find your new best friend!