Wave Alert: Help Line 2
Emergency Wave Response Center (EWRC)
Wave Hotline: 1-800-Tsunami-SOS
We're not actually here to help, just here to make fun of you for asking for help.
Wave Attack Status: CRITICAL
Wave Type: Rainbow Wave
Wave Attack Details:
Wave Height: 100m
Wave Speed: 50km/h
Wave Direction: West
Wave Safety Tips:
- Don't try to surf it, you'll get soaked.
- Don't try to outrun it, you'll get wetter.
- Just... just stay inside, okay?
Why Not to Surf?