Therapist's Delight: Questionnaire Time!

Freud's Favorite 20 Questions:

  1. 1. What was your favorite food as a child? (Determine if it's an indicator of adult anxieties)
  2. 2. Have you ever felt like you're a superhero? (Uncover the roots of your self-esteem)
  3. 3. Do you still live with your parents? (Explore the dynamics of your family drama)
  4. 4. What's the worst thing you've ever done? (Uncover the depths of your self-loathing)
  5. 5. Can you handle the truth? (Test your ability to face the facts)

Remember, these questionnaires are for entertainment purposes only. Please do not attempt to diagnose yourself. Unless you're a licensed professional. In which case, please do not diagnose your clients. Unless you're in a bind and need some laughs. In that case, just go ahead and diagnose away!