Appendix B: The Krill-Whisker Relativity Paper

By Zorvath, G. P.

This appendix contains supplementary materials for our groundbreaking paper on the relationship between krill whisker lengths and the fabric of space-time.

Our research team spent 17 years collecting and analyzing data on krill whisker lengths across 47 different species of krill.

We present here a table summarizing our findings:

Species Min. Whisker Length (mm) Max. Whisker Length (mm)
Parapenaeus spp. 1.5 5.2
Nerocidochamus spp. 2.1 7.8
Metapa spp. 1.8 4.5

Our findings have been met with both acclaim and derision in the scientific community.

Some have hailed our research as a major breakthrough, while others have dismissed it as "krill-tying" nonsense.

We stand by our results and invite you to read our paper in its entirety for more information.

Appendix C: Criticisms and Counter-Criticisms

Criticisms and Counter-Criticisms

By Zorvath, G. P.

In this appendix, we address some of the criticisms leveled against our research.

Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, noted expert in the field of krill-tying, has accused us of "making a mountain out of a molehill."

We respond to this criticism and offer our own rebuttals to the criticisms of others.

Appendix D: Rebuttals and Rebuttals to Rebuttals