Lost in Time: Part 3 - The Afro Paper

A Scientific Journal of Unorthodox Physics

Read the Appendices for more information on the intricacies of time travel through hairstyles.

This paper proposes a new theory: The Afro is not just a hairstyle, but a dimensional portal in and of itself.

Abstract

Our research team has discovered a correlation between the density of an Afro and the likelihood of time travel.

Introduction

This study aims to explore the untapped potential of afro hairstyles as a means of traversing the fourth dimension.

Methods

We collected data on 500 participants with Afros of varying sizes and styles, then subjected them to a rigorous series of time-travel simulations.

Results

Our results show a significant correlation between Afro size and the frequency of time-travel events.