The Mysterious Case of the Missing Quanta

By: Dr. Emily P. Bronson, Physics Department, University of Something

In this issue, we explore the baffling phenomenon of quanta disappearing from the lab. Several particles have gone missing, and no one knows where they've gone.

Case Files

Particle 1: Quanta-123

Last Seen: 2022-02-15

Location: Laboratory 314, Room 3

Theories

Dr. John T. Smith proposes that the quanta have been abducted by an alien civilization in search of exotic matter.

Dr. Jane D. Doe suggests that the quanta have simply been hiding from the lab's new policy on mandatory particle selfies.