Appendix A: The Knives of Desperation

A collection of unsolicited reviews from variously traumatized individuals

Chapter 2 of "That Thing With the Knives" has been met with mixed reactions. Here are some reviews from people who clearly didn't get the memo.

Review 1: A Local Carpenter

"I used this book to cut my neighbor's lawn. The chapters were nice and thick, just like the author's ego." - Bob, Local Carpenter

Review 2: A Former Editor

"I was forced to read this book for book club. I'd rather have my teeth pulled without anesthesia." - Karen, Former Editor

Review 3: A Professional Butcher

"As a butcher, I can tell you that these knives are no good for anything. They're all wrong for cutting meat." - Dave, Professional Butcher

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