The infamous "That Thing" had been terrorizing the countryside for weeks. Its victims all reported seeing a figure in a black cloak with an unsettlingly large collection of kitchen knives. But little did they know, it was just a misunderstood artisan with a passion for craft.
Meet Knivin' Norm, the mastermind behind the mysterious attacks. A man so skilled with his blades that he's been invited to teach knife-throwing classes at the local community center.
But as the sun set over the fields of rural nowhere, the people grew restless. They demanded answers. And so, I, Knivin' Norm, shall reveal the truth: I'm not just a knife-wielding maniac, I'm a performance artist.
Click here for more on Knivin' Norm's art show at the local gallery.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, go back and read the previous chapter for some much-needed context.
And if you're just here for the free knives, well, you're in luck!