The Art of Snoring: Technique 2 - Sleep Singing (aka Sub-Vocalization Surgery)

Warning: Do NOT attempt sub-vocalization surgery without consulting a medical professional... or a sleep doctor... or a doctor in your dreams...

Step 1: Find Your Snore-Songs

• Record yourself snoring
• Analyze your snores using advanced audio software
• Determine the frequency and tone of your unique snore-song

Step 2: Refine Your Snore-Songs

• Practice singing along with your snore-songs
• Experiment with different vocal styles and harmonies
• Collaborate with other snore-singers to create a snore-choir

Step 3: Perform Sub-Vocalization Surgery

• Consult with a specialist in snore-surgery (if you can't find one, try a general surgeon...)
• Undergo a series of snore-voice exercises
• Relearn to snore in harmony with your newfound snore-singing skills

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