The Schedule Itis Journal: Studies on Deadlines and Caffeine

Volume 1, Issue 1, Page 42 (because who needs page numbers to be consecutive, anyway?)

Published quarterly in the darkest corners of the internet, where the only thing more abundant than research is the stench of desperation.

Our latest study: "The Effects of 3am Deadlines and 12oz Cans of Energy Drink on the Modern Scholar's Sanity" (pp. 12-17)

Read the study online or download the PDF.

Stay tuned for more exciting studies on the intersection of deadlines, caffeine, and existential dread!