Thy schedule is a cruel and unforgiving mistress.
1. Never sleep in lest the productivity of others be disrupted.
2. Thou shalt not create twice as many projects as thou art asked to lest thou art driven mad.
3. Remember that projects are like children, don't love you but they really are.
4. Don't be afraid to say no to a project that scares you, lest thou art eaten alive.
5. Never commit to a deadline you didn't have in writing, or suffer the consequences.
6. Keep thy emails short, remember thy readers are people not reading assignments.
7. Never try to meet someone for coffee if you're afraid of their schedule, it's just cruel.
8. If you can't remember the password for your email, it's not a password issue, it's a memory issue and that's a whole different story.
9. Thou shalt not try to keep up with the Joneses, if it's going to kill you, it's just not worth it.
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