Volume 1, Issue 1: "What Happened When I First Saw The Schedule"
I still remember the day I first laid eyes on the schedule. It was like a punch to the gut. A bright, fluorescent pink color scheme that assaulted my eyeballs and left me questioning my life choices.
I had just started at this soul-sucking corporation and was told I needed to adhere to the strict guidelines of the corporate calendar. "No deviations, no exceptions, no excuses," my manager barked at me.
As I gazed upon the schedule, I saw a behemoth of bureaucracy, a monolith to monotony. Meeting times, deadlines, and "synergy" meetings stretched out before me like a never-ending gauntlet of drudgery.