By: The Schedule-Itis Institute
Issue: Vol. 1 No. 3, The Never-Ending Edition (circa 2024)
Why Can't We All Just Be On Time?
Subtitle: An Exploration of the Futility of Human Existence
By Dr. Emma Timekeeper, Director of the Institute for Temporal Irregularities
Quantifying the Latecomer Effect: A Study of the Statistical Significance of Being Fashionably Late
Why Aren't We All Just Using Alarms? A Critique of the Modern Convenience Culture