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I'm not sure what I was thinking, but apparently my brain decided that hitting the snooze button was the key to productivity.
As I sat there, staring blankly at the ceiling, I realized that the only thing I had accomplished was re-learning the art of doing absolutely nothing.
And so, I present to you, dear reader, the tale of how I managed to turn a simple morning routine into an existential crisis.
But don't just take my word for it – check out our latest study on the effects of procrastination on the human brain: The Effects of Procrastination on the Human Brain.