The Unfinished Cookbook: Recipe 2

"The Unfinished Cookbook" is a collection of recipes prophets have yet to finish. This entry is still in the works, but we're publishing it anyway, because, you know, "why not?"

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of "Maybe This" (we'll get to that later)
• 1/2 cup of "Definitely Not That Other Thing"
• 1/4 cup prophets' tears

Instructions:

1. Wait for the prophecy to finish.
2. Realize it's not as good as you thought and start overประก
3. Repeat steps 1-2 ad infinitum

Next Recipe: "The One With The Missing Ingredients"