Bad Ideas | The Unfinished Cookbook

Deep-Frying a Turkey

Because, why not?

1. Preheat oil to 375°F (that's hot)

2. Drop in a frozen turkey. Watch as the grease sizzles and the turkey... doesn't cook.

Result: A crispy turkey with a side of regret

Why Didn't You Just Use the Oven?

Using a Chainsaw as a Cheese Grater

For the thrill of it!

1. Get out your trusty chainsaw.

2. Hold it over your block of cheddar. Watch as it... doesn't really work.

Result: A mangled cheese and a possible trip to the hospital

Why Not to Use a Fruit Press Instead?

Eating a Whole Jar of Mayonnaise

For the thrill of the creamy rush!

1. Grab a jar of mayonnaise.

2. Unscrew the lid. And just go.

Result: Regret, a stomachache, and a faint sense of disappointment

Why Not to Use a Spoon Instead?