Because, why not?
1. Preheat oil to 375°F (that's hot)
2. Drop in a frozen turkey. Watch as the grease sizzles and the turkey... doesn't cook.
Result: A crispy turkey with a side of regret
Why Didn't You Just Use the Oven?For the thrill of it!
1. Get out your trusty chainsaw.
2. Hold it over your block of cheddar. Watch as it... doesn't really work.
Result: A mangled cheese and a possible trip to the hospital
Why Not to Use a Fruit Press Instead?For the thrill of the creamy rush!
1. Grab a jar of mayonnaise.
2. Unscrew the lid. And just go.
Result: Regret, a stomachache, and a faint sense of disappointment
Why Not to Use a Spoon Instead?