Event Schedule for Sisyphus
Monday:
- 7:00 AM: Wake up, push the rock up the mountain.
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast: stale bread and a hint of desperation.
- 9:00 AM: Push the rock up the mountain.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch: same stale bread, different desperation.
- 1:00 PM: Continue pushing the rock.
- 5:00 PM: Dinner: same stale bread, same desperation.
- 6:00 PM: Continue pushing the rock.
Important Reminders:
- Don't forget to water the rock.
- Don't let the rock get too comfortable, or it will stop rolling.
- Don't try to delegate the rock-pushing to anyone else, it will only end in disaster.