Chapter 2: The Futility of Planning
As we all know, schedules are like socks - no matter how hard you try to keep them tidy, they always seem to disappear in the depths of time.
But what if we told you that there's a theorem that explains this phenomenon? A mathematical proof of the futility of planning? Well, buckle up, folks, because we're about to blow your mind!
Introducing "The Schedule It Theorem"!
According to this revolutionary new theory, every schedule is doomed to fail. It's like a never-ending game of "planning whack-a-mole" where you think you're getting ahead, but really you're just digging yourself deeper into a pit of despair.
But don't just take our word for it! Read on for more information and examples of how this theorem applies to your everyday life: