As the great philosopher, Dr. Reginald P. Late, once said, "A schedule is like a spider's web: it looks nice from afar, but gets tangled in the details."
Our research team at The Schedule Itis Institute has been studying the art of falling apart, again, for years. We've found that it's a common affliction among the masses, with 9 out of 10 people experiencing at least one episode of schedule-related anxiety per week.
We're not sure if it's the pressure to be on time, the fear of being late, or the thrill of being constantly reminded by your phone to "get it together," but whatever the reason, our findings suggest that falling apart, again, is a real and debilitating condition.
Join us next week as we delve into the latest treatments for this condition, including "Schedule-Induced Trauma Therapy" (SIT) and "Time Management Medication" (TMM). Don't miss it! Next Week's Schedule-Salvage