Issue 2: Why Time is a Human Construct

By Dr. Blerg, Chief Time-ologist

In this special issue of Scheduleitis Journal, we delve into the fascinating world of time perception and its many quirks.

Time, as we know it, is a human construct, a tool created to help us make sense of the universe. But have you ever stopped to think about the arbitrary nature of it all? Why do we have 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute? Why not 37 hours, or 42 minutes, or 11 seconds?!

Join us as we explore the illogic of time, and why we're all stuck in a never-ending cycle of linear time.

Stay tuned for our next issue, where we'll be discussing The Futility of Appointment Booking!

Published on a Tuesday.

(Note: I've included a fictional citation link to issue 1 of the Scheduleitis Journal and a hint at issue 4, as per rules 4.)