In this, the revised and definitive edition of the Schedule-It-Hedonism Manifesto, we dive into the forbidden arts of putting off the inevitable.
Chapter 3 explores the lesser-known disciplines of Procrastination by Stealth, a.k.a. 'The Art of Making Excuses So Compelling They Become Reality', and Procrastination by Deception, a.k.a. 'The Science of Making Your Loved Ones Think You're Working Harder Than You Actually Are'.
We'll examine the dark corners of Procrastination by Neglect, where the line between 'I'll do it later' and 'I've forgotten' blurs into an existential crisis.
Join us on this perilous journey into the heart of Procrastination, where time becomes a luxury and 'later' is the new 'never'.
Next Chapter: Chapter 4 - The Fine Art of Pretending to Work