Subtitle: The art of procrastination in all its glory
Our featured article this month is an exposé on the most epic of procrastination techniques: the art of folding a fitted sheet into the perfect origami ninja star.
Read on for expert tips and tricks, and learn how to turn your dirty laundry into a work of art.
Learn how to fold the ultimate ninja star, and conquer your productivityWrite to us and tell us about your most epic procrastination stories. We want to hear about your favorite ways to waste time, and we might just publish your story in our next issue!
Share your storyOur next issue, "The Lost Art of Extreme Pong," will be released in just a few weeks, and features a comprehensive guide to the most efficient way to play a single game of Pong for hours on end.
Mark your calendars, and get ready for the ultimate productivity killer