Because who needs a social life, relationships, or free time?
Read on for the latest in probability of survival in a world without a schedule.
Or check out our Scheduleitis Journal Olympics where athletes compete in events like "Longest To-Do List" and "Most Efficient Procrastination."
According to our latest study, the odds are 99.9999% you will succumb to Scheduleitis within 5-7 years of constant scheduling.
We have no cure, but our Treatments section has some questionable alternatives.