Executive Summary

For centuries, humans have been attempting to organize their offices with the help of various office supplies. From staplers to sticky notes, we've tried them all. But have you ever stopped to think, do they really make our lives better?

Our research team, comprised of highly trained and utterly unqualified experts, set out to investigate the futility of modern office supplies.

Stapler Study: The Unending Cycle of Taping and Retaping Pen Study: The Utter Inefficiency of Writing Utensils Eraser Study: The Unending Battle Against Error