In the dimly lit, smoke-filled rooms of linguistic labs, a secret society of wordsmiths plotted the downfall of language itself. They created the pun-ishment, a device capable of extracting the last vestiges of creativity from the souls of even the most stalwart grammarians.
Pun-ishment 1.0: The First Nail in the Coffin of Clarity
Pun-ishment 2.0: The Rise of the Punsitive Economy
Pun-ishment 3.0: The Great Linguistic Heist
Pun-ishment 4.0: The Punsitive Apocalypse
And so, the pun-ishment continued, leaving a trail of confused and bemused linguists in its wake.