Pun-ishment: Because You Asked for It

Here's a list of puns that will make you pun-ished with laughter.

1. Pun-ishment: The Ultimate Self-Expression
2. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. But don't worry, we have some word play that'll make it all better.
3. What do you call a fake mouse? A mouse-terpiece of art.
4. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
5. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A udderly talented band.

Now, go ahead, pun-ish yourself.