Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Why did the tennis ball go to the doctor? It was feeling a little deflated!
Why did the baseball go to the doctor? It was feeling a little "pitch" out!
Why did the football player bring a pillow to the game? In case he got a little "sacked"!
Why did the soccer ball go to the party? Because it was a "goal" in life!
Why did the boxer bring a ladder to the ring? He wanted to go the extra mile!