Pun Generator: Puns for the Ages

Here's a list of puns to make your day:

Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist.

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the bicycle and the motorcycle fall in love? Because they were both two-wheeled.

What do you call a bear with no eyes, teeth or a nose? Bearly.

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed space.

What do you call a cat that's a dog lover? A purr-fect dog owner.

Why did the chicken go to the doctor? Because it had fowl breath.

Why did the baker go to the bank? Because he needed dough.

What do you call a bear that's an expert at karate? A grizzly.

Why did the computer screen go to the doctor? Because it had a glitch.

Why did the rabbit go to the doctor? Because it had hare-loss.