Today: Punderful Puns for the Win!
Monday: Why not go to the beach? There's a shell of a good time waiting!
Tuesday: Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
Wednesday: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A grrr-eat question!
Thursday: Why was the bicycle sad? Because it was two-tired!
Friday: What did the coffee file a police report for? It was mugged!
Saturday: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!
Sunday: Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!
Why not go to the doctor? Because you're not sick!
Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed space!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To get some paws-itive feedback!
Why did the dog go to the vet? Because it was feeling a little ruff!
Why did the rabbit go to the doctor? Because it had hare-loss!
Why did the turkey vote for the president? Because it was a gob-bler!
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a little bug in its system!
Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!