Here are some dad jokes about food that are so bad, they're good.
Why was the pizza in a bad mood? Because it was feeling a little crusty.
Why did the scarecrow win a prize? Because it was a-maize-ing, but let's be real, it's all about the bread.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why did the baker go to the bank? He needed dough.