Pun Gallery: Animal Kingdom prophets
Welcome to the Animal Kingdom, where puns are the royal treatment!
Feline Puns
Why did the cat join a band?
Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!
Why did the cat take a selfie?
Because it wanted to capture the purr-fect moment!
Want more feline puns? Visit Food for Thought: Puns!
Caniine Puns
Why did the dog go to the vet?
Because it was feeling a little ruff!
Why did the cat join the dog at the vet?
Because they were paws-itive they'd get a purr-fect diagnosis!
Want more canine puns? Visit Paws-itive Puns: Sports Edition!