Public Punishment
For the Crime of Excessively Using the Word "Literally" in a Sentence
Offenders will be subject to a series of increasingly severe penalties.
- First Offense: Forced viewing of a PowerPoint presentation about proper grammar usage.
- Second Offense: 30 minutes of listening to elevator music on repeat.
- Third Offense: 1 hour of reading the dictionary from cover to cover.
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