Warning: these techniques are not for the faint of heart.
1. Technique 1: The Scream - A classic just yelling technique that involves letting out a blood-curdling scream in the middle of the grocery store.
2. Technique 2: The Passive-Aggressive Stare - Where you stare down your enemies with a look that says "I'm silently judging you" without ever actually saying a word.
3. Technique 3: The Fake-Out - Where you pretend to be calm, cool, and collected while secretly seething with rage.
4. Technique 4: The Sarcasm Sandwich - Where you serve up a layer of biting sarcasm with a side of passive-aggressive eye-rolling.
5. Technique 5: The Silent Treatment - Where you ignore your enemies entirely, but with an air of disdain.