You have been sentenced to a life of servitude on this website, where the punishment is a never-ending stream of varied and creative penalties.
Don't worry, it's not all bad! You might even find some of our Punishment Tunes entertaining.
Or, if you're feeling particularly mischievous, take a peek at our Parolee's Punishment Palace for a glimpse into the inner workings of our disciplinary regime.
Remember, it's all in good fun! Unless, of course, you're actually in trouble, in which case it's not fun at all.
View Parolee's Punishment Policy for full details on our rules and regulations.
Contact Parolee if you have any questions or complaints about your sentence.