Punishment and Parole: The Registry

Rule 1: The Golden Rule of Not Getting Caught Rule 2: Thou Shalt Not Be Found Guilty Rule 3: Never Speak to the Cops

These rules are not actually rules. They're just for entertainment purposes.

Rule 4: Never Get Busted Rule 5: Always Have an Alibi Rule 6: Never Get Caught with a Handcuff

Or, you know, just follow the rules. We won't judge.