THE OFFICIAL PUNISHMENT REGISTRY

Here be the place where all the worst of the worst of you come to rot.

Penalties and Fines

Bad Parking: 5 units of shame and a stern lecture
Overcooking the Pasta: 3 units of remorse
Failure to Pick up Hygiene: 10 units of regret and a stern warning

Don't make us have to come after you.

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