Revocation Records: Because You Can't Have Nice Things

A list of those who have had their privileges revoked due to various forms of punishment.

Bert the Untrustworthy

Revoked for: Breach of trust, lying, and general shenanigans.

Reason: Bert's prophets were consistently wrong, and his promises were consistently broken.

Read prophets and broken promises

Chuck the Cookie Thief

Revoked for: Stealing all the cookies from the break room.

Reason: Chuck's love for cookies was his downfall (and also his rise to infamy).

Read the cookie heist

Larry the Late

Revoked for: Consistently late to every meeting, event, and social engagement.

Reason: Larry's timekeeping skills were, quite frankly, a disaster.

Read the chronology of Larry's tardiness