Punishment Registry: A Guide to Reinstatement

Reinstatement FAQ

Q: What is Reinstatement?

A: Reinstatement is the art of making your ex's ex regret dumping you. It's like a culinary masterpiece, but with more angst.

Q: How do I start the reinstatement process?

A: Begin by scouring the streets for any remaining ex's exes. Once found, craft a clever scheme to reunite you with your ex's ex. Be warned, this process can be messy.

Q: What are some effective reinstatement techniques?

A: Techniques include, but are not limited to:

• Reunite with your ex's ex at a crowded music festival, then awkwardly dance together to a song that reminds you both of the good times.
• Leave passive-aggressive notes on your ex's ex's social media, hinting at the possibility of a reunion.
• Bake a cake that resembles a heart, but is actually just a cruel reminder of what you'll never have.

Q: What are some potential risks of reinstatement?

A: Risks include, but are not limited to:

• Your ex's ex getting a restraining order against you.
• Uncomfortable conversations with mutual friends.
• Getting caught in a love triangle with a platypus.

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